I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Randomize
