its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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