I love watching others lives come down to our level.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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