Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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