I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He uses pillows to masturbate.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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