i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
