question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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