god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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