I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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