I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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