just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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