so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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