one might say we're banned from that church
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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