You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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