Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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