Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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