You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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