You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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