my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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