'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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