Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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