I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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