I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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