i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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