I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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