How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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