I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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