Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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