The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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