I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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