She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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