we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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