sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Oh god it's open bar.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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