let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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