Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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