He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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