if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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