I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
we should paint friendship bongs
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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