guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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