Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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