so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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