weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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