then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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