Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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