i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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