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• (616): View more from Michigan

  those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

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  it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.

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• (209): View more from California

  What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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• (310): View more from California

  Can we just ponder our lives for a second.

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  No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'

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  I thought I could.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say

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