foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You're like the curious george of whores
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.