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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas

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• (914): View more from New York

  If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.

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• (408): View more from California

  this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it

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  its winning. its definitely happening

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