Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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