it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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