Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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