He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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