operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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