I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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