she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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