Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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