Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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