I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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