dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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