That's when you crack a 10am beer
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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You pole danced in your parka.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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